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ninja
1. (ninja) (6477↑, 1280↓)
I gathered some facts about them: Ninja don't sweat. Bullets can't kill a ninja. Ninja invented skateboarding Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless. Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them. Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want. Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second. Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs. Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs. Ninja invented the internet. Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom. Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin. Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport. Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers. Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat. Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway. Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls. Lack any personality Wear headbands Fight skillfully with any object Can remove a spleen in one swift motion Live in your house secretly for days Can remove their shadow if needed Hurl shurikens Go anywhere they want instantly Catch bullets in their teeth Kill themselves if they make a noise Can run 100 miles on their hands Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2 Have cool words like Seppuku Are masters of disguise Can hover for hours Flip out and kill everything Are completely self-sufficient. Split planks vertically with their nose Can hide in incense smoke Kill people. Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever. Ninjas do NOT wear spandex. A Samurai is NOT a ninja. Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas. If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.

Some guy: "Ninjas are totally sweet" Some other guy: "True true"

2. (ninja) (2535↑, 881↓)
ninja facts: - Ninjas can divide by zero - ninjas dont walk the ground moves for them - when ninjas do pushups, they dont push themselves up, they push the world down - when it rains ninjas dont wet wet, the rain gets ninja - what ever ninjas touch turns to gold - Ninjas do not sleep, they wait. - Ninjas tears cure cancer, too bad they never cry - Ninjas donate alot of blood to the red cross, just not there own.. - Ninjas make onions cry - Ninjas are allowed to talk about fight club - Ninjas gave cats nine lives so they could kill them more. - Bullets dodge ninjas - Ninjas iron there shirts while wearing them - Ninjas can predict the songs on there ipod shuffle - Ninjas put pants on 2 legs at a time - Ninjas play minesweeper with real mines - Ninjas taught kool aid man how to break though walls - Ninjas created the wheel. Twice. - A ninja once recieved a hollywood star, he made the handprint when the cement was dry. - Ninjas are circumcised. They perform it themselves. - In an average living room there are 1,242 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Ninjas can speak in wingdings.

Author: Foxtrot\ninjaUniform\ninjaCharlie\ninjaKilo http://ninja.urbanup.com/1643000
3. (Ninja) (2851↑, 1819↓)
An intense sexual position involving a man and a woman and a dildo, the way it is performed is first, you turn off all the lighs in the room second, you start banging the girl in the ass third, you shove the dildo in her ass and pull out so she "does not know" fourth, you jump to her side scream NINJA and punch her in the face.

Jenny:Damn, i got ninjad pretty hard last night. Me: Yeah i fucking owned you

4. (Ninja) (1365↑, 526↓)
A [mercenary] or warrior who is trained in the art of ninjutsu, or a Japanese martial-arts style which involves stealth, speed, mastery of various weapons and poisons, efficient and deadly combat tactics, and the will to commit [seppuku], or suicide, to defend the honor of a particular family or clan.

The ninja's movement was like the water rippling against the disemboweled corpse of the [samurai] who dared to challenge him.

5. (ninja) (611↑, 237↓)
Ninja were people of feudal japan trained in Ninpo or Ninjutsu. It was possible to use skills learned in assasination-which was done, but not coldly. Ninja's were japans peace keepers and information gathers-they would assasinate political powers that threatned peace of japan, and would often be recruited by a higher power (such as a warlord like Oda Nobunaga, or Ieyasu Tokugawa) to spy on enemy's and gather information. Ninja were originally called *Shinobi*, literally translating into a expert at information gathering. Ninja groups were divided into families and clans. The two regions were Ninjutsu developed and Ninja were founded were Iga and Koga provinces. there were roughly 53 subgroups of Koga and Iga. One of the most famous Ninja in history was Hattori Hanzo-a famous warlord and Ninja of Iga. Random facts: In 1676, the book Bansenshukai about Ninja methods was written by Fujibayashi Yasutake, a Samurai of Iga castle. In 1681 the book Shoninki (correct Ninjutsu memories) was written by Fujibayashi Masatake. In 1653 the book Ninpiden meaning secret teachings of Ninjutsu was written by Hattori Hanzo Yasunaga. There were very few ninja-when oda nobunaga attacked Iga, 80 ninja fled. Genbukan and Bujinkan are the only organizations keeping true Ninjutsu alive today. Ninja didnt wear black very often-they wore deep red or dark green when on missions, and in winter snow, White. Ninja were often Samurai too-afterall its only Title, not material. Ninja didnt actually use straight swords much-only when they were desperate. After ninja had established themselves, they could use curved blades. Other names used for ninja were Kancho, Shinobi, Kusa, Sppa, Rappa, Tsuppa, Mitsumoto(Kembun, Metsuke, Kaiken). Kyodan, Kanja, Choja, Shinobi no Mono, Onmitsu. Ninja arent magical, they just understood sciences more advanced then the rest of the population of the time. Ninja couldnt fly. Ninja couldnt perform supernatural stunts. Ninja can evade swords.

The Ninja stealthly entered his home.

6. (Ninja) (662↑, 399↓)
n. pl. ninja or nin·jas or nin·jaed One who takes loot before a group has made their decision. Typically greedy players and should not be trusted.

OMGWTF, someone just ninjaed Destiny in our UBRS raid\!

7. (ninja) (500↑, 303↓)
1.) verb: to take something that rightfully belongs to someone else, mostly in [MMORPG]s, such as [wow]; to steal 2.) noun: a player who practices ninja-ing against other players.

1.) "That jerk ninja'd the Assassination Blade, even though I won the roll\!" 2.) "Don't group with that guy, he's a ninja looter\!"

8. (ninja) (271↑, 111↓)
A better N word to use for your boys instead of the nigga word\!\!\!

Bonzi: yo you know Ollie from Dallas Quinn" Ya thats my ninja\!\!

9. (Ninja) (201↑, 155↓)
Ancient Japanese warrior, well trained in the art of stealth. Some tools of the trade include shuriken, swords, daggers, and knives. Ninja were part of a clan.

"This isn't Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles\!"

10. (Ninja) (72↑, 36↓)
Adjective. Basically another word for cool. Except cooler, as its the word Ninja. Similar to badass in defintion yet far more badass, i think the best explanation of this word is infact 'Ninja'. This is going to happen. It's Inevitable. It's going to happen big. It will grow and spread across the Internet like wild fire with a shuriken.

*Roundhouse Kicks someone through a wall* "Woah that's so frickin' Ninja\!" *A very nice hat* "That hat is so Ninja\!" *Walks on the grass when there is blatantly a sign with clear instructions not to* "Shit, that dude is ninja." *Prefers Pirates* "What a queer"

11. (ninja) (473↑, 437↓)
Facts: 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. Weapons and Gear: Ninja sword Throwing stars Ninja outfit Testimonial: Ninjas can kill anyone they want\! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off\!\!\! It's an easy choice, if you ask me. Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee). Q and A: Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas? A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise. Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem? A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome. Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out? A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

One kid dropped a spoon and a ninja totally killed the whole town.

12. (Ninja) (43↑, 8↓)
Ninja is a game in which two or more people must play. The game is played by slapping each other on the hand. You can only make one move per turn. Once an attempt at slapping the other person's hand is made, you must keep your body in that position until your next turn.

Person 1: Dude, my hand hurts from that [Legit] game of Ninja\! Person 2: Hella yeah it does, I [pwned] you in Ninja\!

13. (ninja) (150↑, 118↓)
v. the act of stealing, swooping, or snaking something. usually the person who has been ninja'd upon does not realize it for a little while, and then they are mad when they find out that something of theirs has been ninja'd.

Hey man you ninja'd my chair. Why the hell did you ninja my book, Jordan?

14. (ninja) (126↑, 99↓)
A universal replacement for any verb.

"Hey lets ninja us up a pizza" "Your mom was all like, wanna ninja?"

15. (ninja) (36↑, 10↓)
Due to the fact we could not find any ninjas, we can not define them. We hope our apology is accepted. (But not by ninjas, for they never forgive, and they NEVER forget.)

That ninja is a great ninja, for we do not know what, who, or where it is.

Author: IfITellTheNinjasWillKillMe http://ninja.urbanup.com/4401118
16. (ninja) (121↑, 96↓)
Very fast motorcycle produced by Kawasaki.

I have a Ninja 1100, it goes so fast it can rip off your eye lids.

17. (ninja) (16↑, 4↓)
Facts (100% True): -It only takes 1 ninja to screw 1,000,000,000,000 lightbulbs. and a similar amount of girls -you can't see a ninja until it's too late -ninjas can tell if a movie is good by looking at the cover -The n word was a mispronunciation of ninja -ninjas can beat mimes in the silence game -a ninja always wins, otherwise they are not ninja -ninjas don't touch the ground because it is afraid of ninjas -infinity is just another term ninjas use to count their kills -ninjas don't wear clothes, that is just their natural camoflauge -ninja is the explanation for everything -ninjas can swim on land

"Did you see that ninja-....?" (abrupt pause and silence).

Author: \ninjaMR.D\ninja http://ninja.urbanup.com/5506788
18. (Ninja) (103↑, 91↓)
Another Word for Nigga,.. [Also can be substituted for -- Bro, Cousin, Cuz, Dawg,Dude,.. etc.

[1]Whats up my ninja? [2]Nothin much just relaxin.

Author: Z-Mo [Florida] http://ninja.urbanup.com/2448569
19. (Ninja) (16↑, 6↓)
n. A warrior originating from feudal Japan who specializes in the art of stealth, assassination, sabotage, and molesting people without them even noticing. Ninjas are around anymore, but the term can still be used to describe one who is very sneaky, clever, sly or just a bad ass in general. Here are a few requirements a Ninja would have had to live up to when they were active: 1. Ninjas must be able to make themselves unnoticeable in a empty room painted top to bottom in white. 2. Ninjas must be able to remain submerged in water for up to 7 hours minimum. 3. Ninjas must be able to survive a one-on-one fight against Chuck Norris for 6 WHOLE seconds. 4. Ninjas must be able to hold in a fart for 3 months 5. Ninjas must have an 11 inch penis MINIMUM. THIS WAS MANDATORY 6. Ninjas must be able to stop their own pulse for up to a week. 7. Ninjas can read a person's mind and memories just by staring at them 8. If a Ninja is captured, they must find a way to kill themselves. 9. Ninjas are expected to be able to get a 100% on every song on Expert mode in Guitar Hero 3. Failure will result in immediate execution. 10. A Ninja must have watched and memorized Nigahiga's "How to be Ninja" video

Person \#1: "Would you rather be a Ninja or a Samurai?" Person \#2: "Yes"

20. (Ninja) (38↑, 28↓)
verb. To bail on a group of friends without any warning, only to return many hours later. One may do this as a premeditated act to see another group of people, or as an unintentional byproduct of being drunkenly inconsiderate to your crew.

Dude, Brian ninja-ed us last night. We were walking to the party and he bailed to hook up with that skank.

21. (ninja) (33↑, 23↓)
What was once a proud feudal Japanese assassin renowned for its ninjutsu skills and martial arts/weapons training now reduced to American five-year olds reenacting what they see on Naruto and getting injured for it. Ninjas formerly trained in clans or legions. Now they go to school in an academy to better relate to American children. Weaksauce =(

I'm gonna be a NINJA\! Believe it\! Watch this, mom\! It's not dangerous, I saw it on Naruto\!\!\!

22. (ninja) (13↑, 4↓)
v. 1.to move steathily, or in such a mannor as to conceal your actions

I'll just ninja into my cubicle so my boss doesn't notice im late

Author: Jester of AKs http://ninja.urbanup.com/1287681
23. (ninja) (37↑, 28↓)
1. (v) To perform something dastardly and underhanded. 2. (v) To steal. 3. (v) To shirk or sneak away from something. 4. (v) To hide. 5. (v) To kill someone in a silent manner. 6. (v) In MMORPGs, to pick up a dropped item that your character does not need and refuse to give it to someone in your party who is more in need, just for the hell of it. 7. (n) In modern US military slang, any member of a Special Forces group that is primarily involved in recon, sabotage or rescue going deep into enemy territory. This is rarely used, but common when referring to a Special Forces operative who is wearing what is also dubbed a "ninja suit" - a pair of matte black BDUs, usually with some face paint to go with it. 8. (n) A grossly misunderstood historical occupation, skewed by comic books and movies. The ninja was the ultimate pragmatist - lofty codes of honor and ritual suicide did not apply at all to him. They were highly adaptive, extremely physically fit and intelligent - taijutsu, or hand to hand combat, is only part of the entire science and art that is ninjutsu. The ninja also learned how to camoflague, fake accents, act, craft disguises, chemistry (for creating bombs and devices), various kinds of weapons training, wilderness survival, escaping all sorts of prisons and traps, building traps and much more. Young children were scouted and adopted into ninja clans at a very young age, typically around six to eight, if came across a need to swell ranks. While taijustsu was a small part of ninjutsu, it was nonetheless very practical and very comprehensive. A valid taijutsu system will have striking, grappling, joint locking and proper breathing exercises. Everything that would benefit them, they would learn and assimilate. Indeed, as soon as Western firearms became available through a Chnese junk ship and the Japanese began to produce their own domestic arquebusiers and muskets, the ninja incorporated them. The stories of ninja using pistols and muskets are legion. To this day, modern ninjutsu-ryus such as Tokage-ryu (Who's headquarters is the Honbu Dojo and, very sadly, is devoured in controversy at the moment. The Grandmaster and all his senior students were all killed in a car accident while they were on a mountain trip. Much of the advanced teachings may be lost.) incorporate modern firearms training, mainly semiautomatic pistols and rifles. Mythology built up around the legendary strength, agility, resourcefulness and even magic. Kunai and shuriken were made to distract and disable, not kill. The shuriken itself is designed so that it saws at the target, then flies off, NOT stick into his flesh. This coupled with the glint of the metal shuriken at night and no apparent evidence left on its target led people to create many myths about the ninja, like the ability of them to shoot lightning from their hands. The ninja meditation and Buddhist seals were taken as precursors of magical spells. Their ability to squeeze out of any amount of roping and vanish in solid steel bar cages served only to ignite the wild imaginations of rumor-spreaders, and the ability to stay still for days. Another popular myth is that the ninja's primary job was as an assassin. This could not be any further from the truth. The ninja were used as spies, reconnaisance, sabotage and information gathering. In fact, no ninja assassinations have ever been recorded in history. We can any make vague guesses and assumptions, but the evidence that they worked primarily to gather information is staggering compared to the guesswork of figuring out who they might have killed. The black ninja dogi also highly perpetuated in movies likely myth as well. The ninja would typically disguise himself as a peasant, merchant or samurai. If they did wear anything like what you see in the movies, it was probably a dark brown to match forests or a dark blue, since pitch black sticks out in even the blackest of night. But most likely, they probably just rubbed dirt or debris on themselves to break up their figure. Afterall, it'd be terribly suspicious if some guards found you sneaking around a castle dressed in an all black catsuit. Indeed, the records of ninjas fighting in organized military battles hold much more evidence than them carrying out separated individual assassinations.

1. Dan left to go to the bathroom, so I ninjaed an entire bottle of tabasco sauce into his Kool Aid. 2. I remember in third grade when me and Rob went to 7-11 after school, he ninjaed six candy bars when the clerk was pulling money out of the cash machine. 3. I don't feel like taking out the garbage. I'm gonna ninja out the window and hang out with my buddies. 4. Oh shit\! Cops\! Quick, hide the eggs\! I'm gonna ninja in those bushes\! 5. Last night in CounterStrike, Ron was crouching by the door in the bomb site. When the terrorist ran by he ninjaed him with a knife. 6. That little fuckface just ninjaed that Mantle of the Psychic Champion\! And he's a fucking Barbarian\! 7. Jesee's dad used to be a Navy SEAL ninja. He doesn't really talk about it, but there are some pictures of him with his graduating class in ninja suits after a training exercise. 8. Hattori Hanzo, also known as Masashige, was a very famous ninja. He was the jounin (Clan Leader) of the Iga Clan, and served the shogun Tokugawa Ieyasu very loyally. He fought his first battle at 16, and went on to serve at the battles of Anegawa and Mikatagahara. He was nicknamed as 'Devil Hanzo' not only for his prowess, but also to distinguish him from another Tokugawa ninja, Watanabe Hanzo. His successor and son Masanari was given the title Iwami-no-Kami, and his men became the guards of Edo Castle. Hanzo's reputation as a jounin who commanded a 200-man strong unit of Iga ninja grew to legendary proportions.

24. (ninja) (34↑, 26↓)
A ninja is... 1. Right behind you. 2. Japanese. 3. A person who has 1337 skills, an ability to fly, the ability to totally FLIP OUT and cut people's heads off, and the ability to retract their testicles for defensive purposes.

OMG. Is that a ninja or is that Jesus?

Author: KwokieMonster http://ninja.urbanup.com/2934412
25. (Ninja) (7↑, 0↓)
1. Noun; a highly skilled assassin. It is widely accepted that ninjas are capable of literally melting into surfaces where the shadow is sufficient. It is generally uncontested that a ninja is fully capable of killing you in the center of a social event without being seen, heard, or witnessed in any way by your senses. Hell, he'll probably be gone before you hit the damn floor. 2. Adjective; to describe an act of extreme skill or stealth. 2. Verb; an act of extreme skill or stealth. Usually used as a hyperbole, because nobody knows exactly how a ninja works, as normal people have yet to see it in action.

1. "Wanna watch Naruto with me? He's a really cool ninja." "No, no, you got it wrong. Naturo is a pussy, not a ninja." 2. "Gentlemen\! We just seized an airfield. ...That was pretty fucking ninja." 3. "I just totally ninja'd that fool\!" "I concur. Ninja'd that fool you did."

26. (Ninja) (8↑, 1↓)
Someone who can never be seen. Ever. Ninjas do not show up in photographs.

e.g "That guy is a ninja" "What guy?" "...I don't know. Where'd he go?"

Author: AwesomeMccooooooooool http://ninja.urbanup.com/4414533
27. (Ninja) (9↑, 3↓)
The darkest, the craziest, the most ninja of all ninjas to live. Foluké, he would round house kick you from Reading to China. He invented the round house kick and other ninjas stole it like Bruce Lee and Chuck Noris, these guys have nothing on Foluké.

Shit\! Can you see that? See what? Its that Ninja\! He calls himself Foluké Oh yeh\! What a bad ass mother fucker\!

28. (Ninja) (7↑, 1↓)
Ninja has no definition as Ninja cannot be defined

OMG a Ninja*decap*

Author: The only real ninja here http://ninja.urbanup.com/4753785
29. (ninja) (10↑, 4↓)
a free runner who is so sick he could just be a descendent of a ninja, a person who is amazing and sneaks outa no where the guy who always wins in hide and seek but is never found

DUUUDE did u just see that guy, i swear to god hes a frikin ninja dude i hate john he always wins hide and seek AND HE DOESNT EVEN COME OUT WHEN WE YELL GAMES OVER damn that guys so ninja he drinks salt outa a sippy cup

30. (ninja) (18↑, 12↓)
To insidiously and calculatedly disseminate massive quantities of misinformation in order to completely obscure and divert attention from the real meaning of something nefarious. Hack.

The real ninjas ninja'd the popular websites and online dictionaries with bogus information about ninjas. By doing this, they diverted attention from the cryptic underground hacking book about ninjas entitled "Real Ultimate Power."

31. (Ninja) (26↑, 21↓)
VERB: this is the verb tense of ninja. to ninja is to do an extraordinary feat that would require the skill of a ninja.

guy 1: "dude i totally ninja'd up that pole to get to my balcony" guy 2: "how?" guy 1: "been watching ninja warrior"

32. (ninja) (11↑, 6↓)
n. A Japanese warrior trained in secret techniques of espionage and assassination. The word literally means 'patient person' (the kanji for nin being 'patience' and the kanji for ja being 'person').

The ninja skillfully extracted the secrets of the castle and assassinated the general, making war impossible.

Author: Not a Jap wannabe like the rest of these fools http://ninja.urbanup.com/1302229
33. (ninja) (4↑, 0↓)
the definition for ninja can not be found. we are not sorry for the inconvenience.

no ninjas here

34. (ninja) (5↑, 1↓)
A racial slur directed towards a person of African-American decent. Used in place of nigger.

That [ninja] is being loud.

35. (ninja) (4↑, 0↓)
crazy ass mother fucker blackbelt who can whoop your butt without you even knowing they are there. Crazy skilled, stealthy, never seen. usually teens and mid 30s. Quick moving and very effective.

We are some of the most nastiest ninjas in the world.

Author: ray-cait-whatev http://ninja.urbanup.com/4855822
36. (Ninja) (12↑, 8↓)
A substitute word for the N-word.

Yo, What up my Ninja?

37. (NINJA) (18↑, 14↓)
Abbreviation for No Income, No Job Assests.

"damn i screwed myself over when i married that ninja\!"

38. (ninja) (25↑, 21↓)
Practitioner of a martial art developed as a means of countering Samurai military power and monopoly of single-edged swords. Erroneously thought by many to have evolved in Japan. Revealed in "Batman Begins" to actually be practiced way up in the mountains in Tibet, thus rendering Ninjas safe from any surprise attacks from the Samurai, who did not live in China.

Hello Bruce Wayne\! I am an Irish Ninja living in the Himalayas, and I am here to teach you to be Batman\! WTF? You aren't going to burn down dad's mansion, are you, you crazy lamestain?

Author: Juan Non-lamestain http://ninja.urbanup.com/3259104
39. (Ninja) (9↑, 5↓)
A member of a class of 14th-century Japanese mercenary agents who were trained in the martial arts and hired for covert operations such as assassination and sabotage. Acronym: Need Information Now Just Ask. A person who is an expert at something, or carries a great deal of knowledge about a particular thing.

The ninjas move swiftly through the palace. Ask Daryl, he's the ninja to look for.

40. (Ninja) (5↑, 2↓)
A special person dressed in a black outfit with only their eyes showing. They are very good with literature and are best known for their role in the religious society as priests

my friend is a ninja" "fo' realz? can they help me with my english paper?

Author: Mdiggy the deaf girl http://ninja.urbanup.com/5444293
41. (Ninja) (5↑, 2↓)
An amazing game in which people must survive ninja karate chops in order to be the last ninja standing. The rules are: 1. Extend one arm and place it in the middle with everyone else's arm. 2. On the count of 1, 2, 3, NINJA everyone jumps back (forming a circle) and strikes a ninja pose. 3. The game begins when a ninja decides to attempt to chop the hand of another ninja. 4. An attack attempt must only be made in one motion. Once that motion is made, the ninja must freeze is his new pose. Attacks can only be made to the ninja to the right or left. 5. Only attacking a ninja's hand will get him/her eliminated. 6. The ninja being attacked may dodge; however, that ninja must stay in his/her new ninja pose until he/she attacks or is attacked. 7. It is not necessary to attack every turn. 8. The last ninja standing is the ultimate ninja.

-Hey, do you wanna play ninja? -No, I'm just not awesome enough for that game -What happened while you were playing ninja? -I accidentally had my hands by my sac, and let's just say the attacking ninja got handful. [amazing] [slap] [attack] [freeze]

Author: Champion Ninja http://ninja.urbanup.com/4800137
42. (ninja) (12↑, 9↓)
A visitor that appears late in night in hooded attire as not to be detected by others whose purpose is to perform sexually pleasing acts of a non-commitment based nature.

Jasmine "Dick for Days" Johnson is a ninja.

43. (Ninja) (2↑, 0↓)
A word similar to [nigga] but for Asians.

Azn1: What's good Ninja? Azn2: Nothing much my ninja. or... Black guy: What's good my Asian [nigga]? Azn: Burning [trees] ninja.

44. (ninja) (3↑, 1↓)
someone who is using the perk "ninja", or "ninja pro" in "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II".

In a free for all Ninja: "Ooh I'm gonna sneak up on Erik B Red, and kill his ass...Bam\!\!\!\! How you like them apples?\!?\!?\!" Me(with a heartbeat sensor): "Damn ninjas\!\!\!\!\! I'm gonna kill you ninja\!\!\!\!"

45. (Ninja) (3↑, 1↓)
A super awesome thing, object or action. First began to be used by Naomi in Australia after playing a reflex game.

You just got the high score in tetris\! Oh My Gosh\! Thats Totally Ninja\!\!

46. (ninja) (1↑, 0↓)
They were masters of Ninjutsu(The Art Of Stealth) the martial art of the ninja NOT Kung Fu. For those who can't tell the difference between samurais and ninjas a Samurai is more like a soldier without guns but armed with Swords,Bows and arrows But Ninjas or Shinobi is more like a guerrilla squad using Swords, Shuriken, Smoke Bombs, etc. Everything that people believe in like how ninjas can do anything like run on water, make some hand seal and turn in to smoke and how people think ninjas are demons that kill people for no reason were wrong. The science of ninjas were higher and that's why they thought Ninjas were Magicians but they were only illusionist who fooled the eyes of the ignorant. Even the military uses the ninjas tactics and weapons like smoke grenades originally came from smoke bomb. Samurai described ninjas from there experience from battles then later people made up stories like how a ninja summoned a Giant Frog to Defeat it. Later on Masashi Kishimoto created Naruto the anime cartoon episodes as seen in cartoon network based on Japanese folk stories. Ninjutsu contained Pressure points, Samurai Sword Techniques, Chinese Philosophies,Meditation,etc. The code of the ninja(Ninpo) which was was against the code of the samurai (Bushido). The art of the Samurai was death. But the art of the ninja was to survive, get the job done and escape. This gave ninjas greater advantage. They also borrowed stealth tactics from Sun Tzu the Chinese general.

Example: -Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate. -For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill. -Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. these were all ninja tactics

Author: \@\@\@\@\@\@\@ http://ninja.urbanup.com/6129018
47. (NINJA) (1↑, 0↓)
Acronym standing for. No, Income, No, Job, Asshole

Jennifer thought Rob was a NINJA which is why she did not take him seriously when they dated.

48. (Ninja) (1↑, 0↓)
Running away and building a fort in the bushes down by a bridge next to your local elementary school. Getting rid of all the spiders, etc and making some pretty cool stuff. The entire town is looking for you, but you were walking down to Albertsons-Dairy Queen-Back to your fort. You only got caught because your friends betrayed you.

Kris: "Well I built a fort in the bushes down by the bridge next to Gubser. Then I just got rid of all the spiders and stuff and made some pretty cool stuff.. I guess the entire town was looking for me, but I was walking back and forth a LOT between Albertsons-Dairy Queen to the fort.. Then my friends betrayed me Dx" Reed: "That is like the DEFINITION of ninja Kris\!"

49. (Ninja) (2↑, 1↓)
Another word for a small-sized Indian. Ninjas are usually camouflage by darkness (except their eyeballs will give them away) hence they are able to kick you right in the ass without you even knowing.

That little ninja came out of nowhere the other night\! I swear I didn't even see him\!

50. (Ninja) (1↑, 0↓)
A word used to describe something that is friggin' awesome.

Person 1: Did you watch that basketball game last night? Person 2: Ya, omg, that move that that guy did was like, so ninja\!\!\! Persoon 1: IKR\!\!\!\!

51. (ninja) (1↑, 0↓)
1) Ninja (vt) To kick ass, synonems : own, kick ass, [pwn], frindle. (past = ninjaed 2) Ninja (adj) awsome, badass, etc., only more so 3) Ninja (n) a) One who is ninja b) one who ninjas people c) An ancient Japanese assasin Related - Pirate - one who is awseome, but not as awesome as a ninja. - Pirate - One who is not at all awesome

1) Dude, I totally ninjaed him. Ninjaed\! 2) That dude is so ninja. 3) a) I am a ninja\! b) That ninja ninjatically ninjaed that pirate\! c) The ninja, objecting to being used as a verb, assasinated the users of this website.

52. (ninja) (3↑, 2↓)
(v):to steal, take or borrow with mind set of a ninja and with qualities that a ninja would potentially have

1."Dude, I'm just going to ninja one of your hot pockets if that's cool." 2. I just totally ninjaed the change I found in your floor.

53. (Ninja) (1↑, 0↓)
1.(adj) Used to describe something that is so awesome it blows your mind. Comes from the fact that ninjas are well..ninja. 2.Can also be used as a characteristic to describe a person or thing.

1. "Did you see those gangstas on scooters rockin there kickass skillz before??" "Yeah, it was so ninja\!" 2. "That girl is so ninja for starting the use of the word ninja in many people's daily life. 3. [Daybies] think [that's so endo] when really it's not even ninja.

54. (Ninja) (1↑, 0↓)
When you disappear behind a thick puff of smoke. Works better with a hookah; inhale the smoke and then slowly breathe out. Make sure to be standing near a place where you would hide yourself.

Ambrose - Okay guys, check it out\! (creates a huge smokescreen and disappears behind the curtain) Buds - WTF? This dude must be a fucking ninja\!

Author: Ambrose Zeppo http://ninja.urbanup.com/4413170
55. (Ninja) (17↑, 15↓)
An assassin that according to the show 'deadliest warrior' can get totally owned by a Spartan.

Hey did you see that spartan kill that ninja?

Author: Dudewhereismycar? http://ninja.urbanup.com/3931105
56. (NINJA) (15↑, 14↓)
A business acronym for "Need Information, Not Just Advice." An admonition to provide objective and fact-based data, not subjective opinions.

"Joe keeps telling Dave how American cars are so crappy and unreliable, really slamming them. So now, every time, Dave is like, NINJA, NINJA\! Have some real facts ready, or shut up\!"

57. (ninja) (70↑, 69↓)
This word is NOT a replacement for Nigga or a safe word for a whiteboy,Insane Clown Posse use this word as a term for a real ninja,a silent dealy assassin,they use the term in a song that is about what it would be like to be a ninja

Damn I wish I could be a ninja

58. (ninja) (0↑, 0↓)
The art of dissapearing from a room or area with people, without any of them noticeing. it is very awesome, and hard to learn. they are great at partys, and it makes a terrific exit. *very similar to "pulling a batman".

GUY \#1: so, dude, have u like, seen tony around here? I beat him in a chugging contest. GUY \#2: yeah, but he must have left. GUY \#1: no way, i had every exit covered. the dude owes me 5 bucks\! GUY \#2: dude\! do u know what happened?? the dude must've pulled a ninja on you\! GUY \#1: what i jerk. but you've gotta admit, its pretty cool.

Author: Quantum Kestrel http://ninja.urbanup.com/6268630
59. (ninja) (0↑, 0↓)
stealthy individuals specialized in espionage and murder. They often use numchucks and fight with un-gloved hands

That girl just killed someone with her bare hands. She's such a ninja

Author: tennis ball kate http://ninja.urbanup.com/6145754
60. (Ninja) (0↑, 0↓)
Super Stealth Killer

The girls in this tribe will go all ninja on you in a heartbeat.

Author: superstealthkillergirl http://ninja.urbanup.com/6067620
61. (Ninja) (0↑, 0↓)
Someone with KICK-ASS moves. They are practically impossible to see.

Guy 1: What was that? Guy 2: Could be a ninja. Guy 1: H-HOW CAN YOU BE SO C-C-CALM\!?

Author: MagicalNarwhal http://ninja.urbanup.com/6034608
62. (Ninja) (0↑, 0↓)
(N)o (I)ncome, (N)o (J)ob, or (A)ssets

That dude's a ninja.

63. (ninja) (0↑, 0↓)
a person that you have a crush on

girl 1: i can't find that ninja anywhere\! girl 2: who? girl 3: that totally hot guy she has been [crushing] on.

64. (Ninja) (0↑, 0↓)
Someone who has the ability to mindfuck others. Someone who is stealth enough to complete missions with other ninjas that involve high risk situations. A ninja can usually "ninja" information out of other individuals who are clear 'un-ninjas'. Ninjas are usually dressed casually, and people don't usually peg these people as actual ninjas, but rather, ordinary and normal girls. Watch out though, there couldbe a ninja at your workplace. And she could ninja the shit out of you.

co-worker: blah blah blah blah blah ninja: (in her mind) - good to know I just ninja'd the shit outta you bud. I'm going to go tell my other ninja this classified information.

65. (ninja) (0↑, 0↓)
a bad sexually transmitted disase.

I found out that whore I fucked had the ninja.

66. (ninja) (0↑, 0↓)
person that quietly and skillfully gets things done without drama

I need more ninjas on my project team and a lot less drama queens.

67. (Ninja) (0↑, 0↓)
An STD

She gave me the ninja I have the ninja That girl is giving guys the ninja

68. (ninja) (0↑, 0↓)
noun: awesome person who wears all black and has purple underwear

that girl is such a ninja\!

Author: thisisnotnina http://ninja.urbanup.com/5816928
69. (ninja) (5↑, 5↓)
V. to silently escape in the traditional style of Japanese ninjas. ka-poof\!

I'm gonna ninja out of work. I'm ninja-ing. I need to ninja out of this date.

Author: whos___your__daddy http://ninja.urbanup.com/5686392
70. (Ninja) (2↑, 2↓)
The act of barfing and having intense diarrhea simultaneously; given this name because it is similar to being shredded at both ends, as a ninja would do.

John: That mexican food last night was rotten Ryan: I know, I ninja'd all over the bathroom floor when i got home.

71. (Ninja) (0↑, 0↓)
Slang for nigga. Since white people can't use the word, ninja works perfectly since its only two letters off and will not get you beat up. Plural form ninjas

Man this crowded inner-city DMV is full of ninjas. I better watch my ass.

Author: Daryl The Sterile http://ninja.urbanup.com/5412684
72. (ninja) (0↑, 0↓)
noun. An alternative to the [n-word].

Hell, yeah, ninja\! [Wassup], my ninjas?

73. (Ninja) (0↑, 0↓)
The act of spying or checking up thoroughly on someone through their online profiles. E.g. Facebook, blogs

Hey do you suppose you can help me ninja on the girl we just met in the pantry? I wonder what kind of topics she likes, maybe I should ninja her blog.

74. (Ninja) (0↑, 0↓)
an asian that defies logic and is greater than God herself.

Wow, that ninja knows all\!

Author: Smokebombfanatic http://ninja.urbanup.com/5275409
75. (ninja) (0↑, 0↓)
The Awesomest game ever\! Everyone is standing in a circle with their hands together in the middle when ninjas unite. On the count of three everyone jumps back into a ninja pose. Starting with anyone in the circle, one person makes one fluent movent to attack at another player. The other player can can make one fluent movement to avoid getting hit by the other player. If they get hit on the elbow or down, that arm is out. If not, then it is still in. Once you get both hands out, you are out of the game. When one person goes, the turns go around in the circle either clockwise or counterclockwise. This game is so addicting\!

Person 1: Man\! I can't believe I lost ninja\! I always win\! Person 2: Not this time\! The first time player won\! Yay Me\!

76. (ninja) (0↑, 0↓)
1. (n) der. true ninja - referring to the original feudal japanese assassin or spy. Usually dressed in covert clothing (to blend in with the environment). Facts (not romantic beliefs) about Ninjas: ninja are the best assassins. The Best. ninja don't appear in photographs, especially those taken with iPhones and other digital capture devices. The making of the film "Ninja Assassin" would have been impossible using real ninjas. ninja would win all the gold medals in Olympic acrobatic and gymnastic events, given their tremendous skill. ninja is both plural and singular ninja are not prone to anger or angry outbursts. Ninja cannot be heard. ninja are calm, collected, and precise. ninja are not to be confused with Chuck Norris (although he may have been a ninja in a past life) 2. (adj) colloquial use of the word ninja to describe a thing or action that is sneaky, covert, or requires trmendous acrobatic skill. 3. (n) alternative and pc replacement for the word "nigga". Denotes friendship or comraderie. syns. chuck norris, nigga, sneaky, assassin ants. samurai, steven segal, warrior, clumsy

1. I've never seen a ninja, but I know they're out there...watching me. 2. When Casey did that double-backflip and kicked that guy in the head, That was so Ninja\! 3. Steve is my true ninja.

77. (ninja) (1↑, 1↓)
Something nearly every single [azn] that exists claims to be.

Derek: ZOMG IEM LIEK SOOOOO NINJA ASSASIN LOLOLOLOLOLOL XD XD XD XD John: No. No, your not. Your a basement dwelling [otaku] with no friends. GTFO.

78. (Ninja) (1↑, 1↓)
The word that is used to replaced the word Ni**a. Any and everyone is free to use it. Replace the N word with Ninja in songs, jokes and everyday convos and it makes things flow better.

I was walking home last night and i got mugged by 4 Ninjas. or White guy singing [Jay-Z]: "If you feeling like a pimp ninja go an brush your shoulders off"

79. (Ninja) (0↑, 0↓)
Word describing anything relating to, but not limited to, the most legendary warrior of all time. His name is unknown, but he is said to prestently reside in Livermore, California. The only clue of this legendary warrior that has been found are the letter, "T" and and word, "[Beastman]".

"That guy is so legendary. It's like he is truly a ninja." "Sleep with one eye open, or the ninja will get you."

Author: Silent Prophet http://ninja.urbanup.com/4539693
80. (ninja) (2↑, 2↓)
A term commonly used by asians to address another asian. The word has roots in the afro-american term "nigga".

Damn ninja\! Whats up my ninja? That ninja is fresh off the boat.

81. (ninja) (3↑, 3↓)
incredible game in which players bow toward one another to start the game and then each player makes one move at a time, in a clock wise manner. the object of the game is to hit the opponent(s) hand. the last person standing is declared the ULTIMATE ninjaaaaaaaa... these games lead to awkward positions by all players, most of the time very homosexual. often a lunch time pass time for jasons, manuels, sebastians, and franciscos.

Person 1: dude, what do you want to do? Person 2: lets play Ninja\! Person 1: hell yeah\!

Author: the_ninjirate http://ninja.urbanup.com/4367557
82. (ninja) (0↑, 0↓)
v: to steal sneakily n: an extraordinary force at something (usually athletic) n2: an ancient Japanese spec-op adj: to be as cool as a ninja adv: to do something in a way that a ninja would do it

v: Yesterday I totally ninja'd this book from you, here you go. n: Yeah, Richie's a ninja at dodgeball, he once vaulted Tommy to dodge an attack. n2: Ninjas are cooler than pirates. adj: OMG\! This movie is freaking ninja\! (Yes, I'm talking about Donnie Darko) adv: Check this out\! I can ninja laugh\! *does not laugh*

83. (ninja) (1↑, 1↓)
To do something slyly or discreetly; to act in a secret manner.

Dood 1: "[Dood], did you see Bob jack that old lady's purse?" Dood 2: "Yeah, dood, Bob is sooo ninja." "Dude. Next time, try to be ninja when you steal a cookie from the cookie jar. Jeez.."

84. (ninja) (9↑, 9↓)
ninjas can lick their elbows

Just to show you how cool a ninja was, they licked their elbow.

85. (Ninja) (0↑, 0↓)
1-A slick, elusive, amazing fighter. Cannot be beaten by anyone/anything. Knows every style of fighting, mostly usues Asian Mixed Martial Arts. Can kill you in one swift movement with any object around them. Or even with their bare hands. They are not always asian. Never fallllls, they always land on their feet. Ninjas can read minds, perform amazing gymnast stunts, and can dogde a speeding bullet. Pretty much the greatest people to ever walk the earth. IMMORTAL TO EVERYTHING. 2-Another name for a smalll asian pole vaulter.

Did you see Jon yesterday? He totally fought off that anti-ninja with his amazing ninja skill\! Ninjas really know how to kick asss. Courtney used her ninja skillll to jump on the car, flip onto some rooof, then dive into a helicopter. Becca just cleared 9 feet\!

Author: awesomeninja22 http://ninja.urbanup.com/4155048
86. (Ninja) (2↑, 2↓)
A term used to describe dominating an opponent by sly or sneaky means of assault. Usually used to describe killing someone from behind before they realise what is occurring. Popularized by competitive gaming culture, in particular Halo 3.

"The guy thought he could kill me, but I hid around the corner and ninja'd him."

Author: Correct Spelling http://ninja.urbanup.com/4089007
87. (Ninja) (7↑, 7↓)
Verb 1. To sneak around with detection 2. To kill someone using either a neck snap (preferably inverted) or pulling them backwards into a knife

1. He ninjad his town last night 2. He ninjad the office building on main street, they're now hiring....for every position.

88. (ninja) (13↑, 13↓)
In a forum, one who posts while another is still typing his post, making the latter's post seem repetitive or confusing.

dang it\! bob ninja'd me and made me look like a total idiot that repeats everything he says\! dang, there are so many ninjas here that the whole thread makes no sense\!

Author: tylertheoutcastzombie http://ninja.urbanup.com/3081125
89. (ninja) (12↑, 12↓)
a rhyming derivative of Ginger... ie a Redheaded person.

"watch out here comes a Ginger Ninja" or "Nobody likes Ninjas"

90. (Ninja) (20↑, 20↓)
A slang term, made famous by the rap group the Insane Clown Posse, meaning Homie, or freind

Juggalo 1: What up, Ninja? Juggalo 2: Not Much,Homie, Got some Faygo?

91. (Ninja) (3↑, 3↓)
Mastering the art of stealth to leave work or an event, like a boring party, without anyone noticing.

Work sucked so bad today. I totally pulled a Ninja after lunch.

92. (ninja) (0↑, 1↓)
slang for the common, yet strangely still derogatory term: "nigga." However, just as the "N-word" is only deemed a friendly term when said by African Americans, the term "ninja" is only allowed to be said by Asian Americans and occasionally the cool Caucasian kid.

Anthony Ghandi: "yo Creamy, i thought you were ma main ninja\!?\!?\!" Austin Chase: "don't trip ninja. you is ma main ninja." all these other ninjas be fake."

93. (ninja) (0↑, 1↓)
A modification of the word "nigga". The term "ninja" is used in a context that promotes sociocultural correctness, yet still preserves that raw urban vernacular that we know and love. That being said, everyone can say it\! Race is obsolete when it comes to the word ninja, my ninjas

what's good my ninja?

94. (Ninja) (0↑, 1↓)
A stereotypical person who acts "black." Typically can't speak normal English or write. Typically says everything is racist, also may or may not do drugs.

Did you hear that Ninja? He just called me a racist for laughing at the 2011 Super Bowl Pepsi Max commercial.

95. (Ninja) (0↑, 1↓)
A ninja is a nigga who can't say nigga at the moment. It is especially useful for white niggas who will get beat down or shot for saying nigga around black niggas who don't know them yet, but the word ninja allows the black ninja to say to the white ninja, "Hey, my nigga\!" If anyone edits this post, you are retarded, because this one is actually real.

What's up my ninja? = What's up my nigga?

Author: pierremariejean http://ninja.urbanup.com/5600140
96. (ninja) (0↑, 1↓)
No one knows anything about ninjas, they are never found. Anyone who says they are a ninja is lying, no ninja admits to being a ninja.

Ninja.

Author: mynameisalreadybeingusedagian http://ninja.urbanup.com/5600097
97. (ninja) (0↑, 1↓)
ninja (verb) - to skillfully take an object without being detected

Hey when you go to Wal-Mart could you ninja me some 5 hour energy drinks.

98. (ninja) (1↑, 2↓)
n. \{nin-jah\} A slang word used among Asians meaning: [boy], [homie], [mate], [bro], [dawg], [dude], etc. Functionally, it is the Asian equivalent of the word "[nigger]" or "[nigga]." Non-Asians risk getting ostracized or beat down if they try to call an Asian by this word.

Ninja, PLEASE. JUMP, ninja\! Yo, wassup ninja\! You lookin' good\! I ain't sayin' she's a gold-digger... but she ain't messin' wit no broke ninja\! Yo, what a ninja gotta do to get some ORANGE CHICKEN around here?\!\!

Author: (\@O_0)=\@)x_X) http://ninja.urbanup.com/5084317
99. (Ninja) (0↑, 1↓)
1) v. to run past someone and steal something of their's before they can notice 2) n. one who ninjas 3) n. An Asian person

1) That person just ninjad me\! 2) That [minja] just robbed me\! 3) That ninja just robbed me\!

Author: ninjasmurf777 http://ninja.urbanup.com/5053285
100. (Ninja) (0↑, 1↓)
Someone who breaks into houses in the ghetto.

Darn, who robbed ya'll? A ninja\!

101. (Ninja) (0↑, 1↓)
A silent killer that orriginated from japan. They are common to were black cloths and carry an assourtment of wepons.

I did not see him\! He was like a ninja\! He killed him so fast he was like a ninja\!

102. (NINJA) (1↑, 2↓)
national intelligence? nah, just assholes. N.I.N.J.A

"look at that wannabe ninja\!"

103. (Ninja) (1↑, 2↓)
You don't want to sound racist so you automatically say ninja.

What's up, my.... ninja

104. (NINJA) (0↑, 1↓)
An enpowered woman. A woman who has overcome obstacles. A woman who is always there to support her friends. Defend them to the end.

My best friend is a true Ninja. She is an amazing ninja.

105. (Ninja) (0↑, 1↓)
originated by Mario and the Ninja Clan from Camden NJ. Is a substitute word for pretty much anything. From nouns to verbs and even adjectives. Mostly used to cover up a sentence when in public.

Mario: What the ninja is he doing? Bebop: I don't know\! Mario: Damn\!, You got to be ninjain with me\!

106. (Ninja) (0↑, 1↓)
adj to describe how awesome something/someone is.

-Dude did you see that crash\! - It was so ninja\!

107. (Ninja) (3↑, 4↓)
An alternative substitution for the term "nigga" A nicer way for non black kids to use the term nigga without actually using it. Even though nigga is not a racist term, it can be misconstrued and possibly be offensive to some people. Ninja is a fly way to convey old to the new and may just save someone from an ass whippin'

Yo what up, my Ninja? That's my motherfuckin Ninja\!

Author: stevey Staxwellhouse http://ninja.urbanup.com/4429123
108. (ninja) (1↑, 2↓)
a well respected asian

chong is a ninja

109. (Ninja) (1↑, 2↓)
The professional term for 'creeper'

I stalk him so well, it's almost like I'm a ninja.

110. (Ninja) (1↑, 2↓)
To receive the assassination medal in [Halo 3] by striking an opponent in the back. Occasionally done by jumping over said opponent while they are in hot pursuit and smacking the back of their head (This is usually performed by more skillful player due to the need for precise timing and control).

Halo Player 1: Why are we in theatre mode? Halo Player 2: I just have to show you this awesome Ninja I pulled on (Insert Pro Gamertag) last night in [MLG]. Halo Player 1: Is it anything like the other 6 you have in your [Fileshare] already? Halo Player 2: Better..

111. (Ninja) (2↑, 3↓)
1. See [Chuck Norris] 2. An awesome pwnage person.

1. Did you see the ninja roundhouse that guy in the face? 2. I AM NINJA

Author: OMGSTOPSEIFJPOIESJFF http://ninja.urbanup.com/4187803
112. (Ninja) (0↑, 1↓)
Variation of the term [nigga], used to refer to a person of Asian descent. If someone is your ninja, he/she is your Asian friend who you are comfortable with.

"Hey, this ninja over here just got us some nice seats\!" "I'm gonna bounce. See you later, ninja." "Ninja, you don't know what you're talkin' about."

113. (ninja) (2↑, 3↓)
Used as an adjective, "ninja" means the same thing as "beast", "wicked", "awesome" and the like. It can only really be used when someone does something REALLY awesome, otherwise it will lose its cool factor. Often used like "That's so ninja\!" or "You're so ninja\!"

Bob: Someone shot at me when i had my back turned, and i caught the bullet just before it hit me\! Joe: Woah\! that's so ninja\!

114. (Ninja) (3↑, 4↓)
A derogatory term for ladies in Arab countries covered from head to toe in Black clothes with only the eyes showing.

Shit, at school most of the other girls are ninjas.

115. (Ninja) (2↑, 3↓)
vb. To steal something out a window or whilst spinning. Not to be confused with plain theft, to ninja something you must take it and throw it out a window or jump out the window with it, OR you must spin past it and pick it up mid-spin so as to make the action invisible to the human eye.

He totally ninja'd that chair out the back window.

Author: death on yee. http://ninja.urbanup.com/3759028
116. (ninja) (6↑, 7↓)
n. an awesomely cool assassin. They are japanese...not chinese. Do NOT get them confused. vb. to kill, maim, or torture someone. It is ALWAYS fatal.

(n) Did you see that ninja catch that throwing-star with his teeth? (vb) Don't make me come ninja you\!

Author: Takashi Karaki http://ninja.urbanup.com/3671293
117. (Ninja) (6↑, 7↓)
A gamer in a Online Shooter that knifes u out of nowhere and moves on to his "next prey".

Your Online Friend: Hey man, there is a sniper in the second building to the right of u. You: Thanks for the heads up\! (You move to kill in the sniper secretly, but a Ninja knifes u) You: Damn ninja knifed me\! Ninja:......

118. (Ninja) (1↑, 2↓)
Noun - 1. Vessel of pure unfiltered [awesome], commonly a person. 2. Trait, similarity to a ninja. 3. Essence of ninjaness - contained in all asians. Adjective - 1. Similar to a ninja. 2. [Awesome] Adverb - Similarity of action to as if it had been performed by a ninja. See [Awesome] Verb - To assassinate or otherwise kill as if one was a ninja.

"*pffft* Ninja don't exi\ninja *head [aplodes]*"

119. (ninja) (3↑, 4↓)
Usually to qualify for a mortgage, borrowers need income,a job or assets. A ninja mortgage is a type of mortgage granted to people with none of the above, hence: No Income No Job or Assets Without income, jobs or assets, it's hard to pay back a mortgage. Many ninja loans became [subprime] when peeps couldn't refinance their loans. These peeps are now [ninjah]

Borrower: Gee, I'd like to buy a house, but I have no job or income... can you help me ? Mortgage broker: With a ninja mortgage you don't need to prove you have income or a job, we don't even need a downpayment since the value of your house will always go up\! Borrower: Awesome\!

120. (ninja) (22↑, 23↓)
Some basic facts about ninjas: 1-Ninjas never tell people that their ninjas(if they do then theyre probably planning on killing you) 2-Ninjas invented skate boarding(they have a great sense of humor) 3-Its phisically impossible for a ninja too sweat or get tired 4-Ninjas always wear a bandanna 5-Ninjas kill for fun(it's what they do) 6-Ninjas may have invented skateboarding but they dont skateboard(its for faggs) 7-No one kills a ninja(they choose to get killed) 8-Ninjas dont get wet(the water gets ninjad) 9-ninjas dont own a shadow 10-theirs always a ninja in your house so dont talk bad about ninjas at anytime(go ahead insult a ninja......lokk out for that shuriken\!\!\!) 11-if you see a ninja kill him )trust me only fake ninjas dress up like ninjas) 12-If your Brocore then your not a ninja 13-Ninjas come in all shapes and sizes(except fat) 14-Ninjas arent faggots(all though some may be gay) 15-Ninjas do what they want even if that includes killin themselves 16-Dont argue with a ninja(unless you dont enjoy having testicles) 17-If your not sure about being a ninja go jump off a building, if you dont die your a ninja(if you do die you deserve it because your not a ninja) 18-male ninja+female ninja= Power sex 19-ninjas are always right(see number 16-dont argue with a ninja) 20-Ninjas are awesome

ninja: hey did you know i was a ninja sceptical friend:yeah right Prove it (cuts off his testicals with his bare hand) ninja: hows that for proof? no longer skeptical friend:(in a very high voice)yeah (ninja kills him because ninjas never reveal their ninjahood)

Author: fresh is what i aim for http://ninja.urbanup.com/2820776
121. (ninja) (24↑, 25↓)
v. To [pwn] someone in a stealthy way or by surprise

I was playing a game of GoW and it was only me and this other kid left so I creeped up behind him and ninja'd him with my shotgun, He never saw me coming.

122. (Ninja) (0↑, 2↓)
Coined by WordOfGod of Winnipeg,Manitoba. A substitute term for "nigga" allowing both the black and white community to indulge in activities together without awkwardly avoiding the term "nigga" such as rapping Dr.Dre songs.

Ain't nuthin' but a "G" thang, baaaaabay\! Two loc'ed out ninjas so we're craaaaazay\!

123. (NINJA) (0↑, 2↓)
NINJA - A way to call someone a nigger\! Most black people would never know\! Its a white thing\!

"Look at all those ninja's standing on the street corner selling drugs" "damn ninja's"

124. (ninja) (0↑, 2↓)
A person, usually part of a group, who kidnaps loved ones and friends unexpectedly and cuts off all communication to that person for extended periods of time, until its demands are met, usually involving pizza or other greasy foods.

The ninjas kidnapped her\! We might never see her again, unless we give them each slices of pizza\!

125. (Ninja) (0↑, 2↓)
A general term for any STD. The Ninja creeps up on you when you least expect it to. Having unprotected sex is a good way for the Ninja to get a hold of you.

Guy 1: I haven't been feeling very well lately... Guy 2: I bet that chick you hooked up with at that party gave you the ninja.

126. (ninja) (1↑, 3↓)
to be extremely skilled at something, to have a lot of useless skills that won't help you at life

Did you see that one guy on tv? He was so ninja at cracking 67 eggs in one minute.

127. (Ninja) (3↑, 5↓)
masters of ninjutsu who live lives connected to natsure to try to reach enlightment fact: ninjas are still around but they won't tell YOU unless you see signs of them being a ninja which means YOUR'E A NINJA\!

most ninjas live in villages in remote places to train ninja aren't smurai, but samurai borrowed some techniques

Author: Can't say sorry http://ninja.urbanup.com/3197738
128. (ninja) (1↑, 3↓)
a term vastly used in MMORPGs or games that consists of various item drops from monsters n. a person who neglects the concept of fairness and steal item drops found in MMORPGs without the act of "rolling" against other players to recieve the item v. to loot without "rolling"

1.) he ninja'ed my fucking gloves\!\!\!\!\! 2.) omfg i fucking got ninja'ed last night in MC 3.) he's a fucking ninja

129. (Ninja) (2↑, 5↓)
n. A general reference to a person, with no racial, creed or gender problems. Usually has added value of respect and admiration (see def. 1).

Sup ma Ninja Yo Ninja, how u doin? Ninja, were u serious about this hook up?

130. (Ninja) (0↑, 3↓)
when one is high and in his love for ninja calls shit that is cool this adjective.

yo that dig was ninja\! I no man it was so unpuppy\!

131. (Ninja) (4↑, 7↓)
A Ninja is a type of person who demonstrates all awesomness

Koady is such a Ninja :)

132. (NINJA) (5↑, 8↓)
No Income, Job nor Assets

Granting a mortgage to a NINJA is a predatory lending practice.

133. (Ninja) (2↑, 5↓)
Nin-ja [nin-juh] –verb, plural - Ninjas. -verb past tense - Ninja'd The word Ninja is rapidly becoming used as a replacement verb, which can mean virtually anything, as long as the subtext is clear. This, of course, is not limited to actual Ninja behaviour... however, when one Ninjas, one must be ready to have others Ninja back.

We must go out and Ninja in the night. I forgot to Ninja my pencil. I could Ninja all day\! I could Ninja all night. (usually said with a wink and a grin) He Ninjas better than any of them. She and I Ninja'd pretty well at pool.

Author: Carolyn Steven http://ninja.urbanup.com/2048627
134. (ninja) (0↑, 3↓)
This noun and verb comes from World of Warcraft where certain loots, once assigned to a player, cannot be traded to another. When something valuable drops from a monster, a dice icon will appear which each player in a party can roll for the item or they can pass the item. The person with the highest roll will get the item (if it's bind on pickup it canot be traded). Most people would only roll on something that they need and pass what they don't need to other players that need it. This is where a ninja comes in.. Ninja means to roll on an item that you don't need or to roll on any item that you see whether you need it or not.

noun - omgz i just got outrolled by a ninja noun2 - titan is a ninja, don't group with him verb - i got ninja'd by some dude from this clan

135. (ninja) (0↑, 4↓)
N.national I.intelegents N.na J.just A.assholes

rick is a real ninja

Author: dfgffi;sdfisfdishgeorfeiohaeir http://ninja.urbanup.com/4482195
136. (ninja) (2↑, 6↓)
i work in corporate america and we can not say nigga (not nigger) so we say ninja the word is not what it use to be so white people get off it. ninjas relax it has changed they still cant say it

Cedric the entertainer was about to get robbed and he said "ninja please cuz we want to beat yo ass we just need a reason"

137. (ninja) (0↑, 4↓)
ninja means nigga

yall ninjas are tweakin.. naa my ninja I'm never wack...

138. (Ninja) (0↑, 4↓)
Ninja is a non-insulting way to refer to a black person. Replacing the obvious racist noun used to refer to black people

Yo, thats my ninja over there\!

Author: FrankieDillinger http://ninja.urbanup.com/4240806
139. (Ninja) (0↑, 4↓)
Comes from the term Silent But Deadly (SBD): 'A fart that is not heard, but smells so horrid that it could kill.' As ninjas too are silent... but deadly.

'Wind down the windows, I think there's a ninja in the car'

140. (ninja) (4↑, 8↓)
a person with awesome skill at anything

dude u r so frikin ninja at CoD

141. (ninja) (2↑, 6↓)
A person skilled in the art of covert operations, usually assassinations.

Martin Ryder was the first ninja to ever live

142. (NINJA) (6↑, 10↓)
A recent type of mortgages given to those with no apparent means and little to no chance of rendering repayment. NINJA is an acronym referring to the borrower as having No Income No Job or Assets.

The housing bubble was greatly helped by financially suicidal bankers issuing NINJA loans like candy to anyone who could fog a mirror\!

143. (Ninja) (16↑, 20↓)
A silent-but-deadly fart normally released to assassinate unsuspecting bystanders in small cars, phone booths, and long elevator rides. These ninjas are known to have not only render average humans unconscious, but clear funeral homes, meeting space, classrooms, and other places where people would be caught with their guard down and nostrils open.

I almost died in at the office today when headed to the 47th floor in the elevator some jerk blew-ass released a ninja and everybody suffered from oxygen deprivation.

Author: Crunknyosystem http://ninja.urbanup.com/2612871
144. (ninja) (9↑, 13↓)
In old japenese times, a mysterious, cloaked man, (or woman) who killed in the shadows, using stealth as their key weapon. In today's society, the choice "Which is better: Pirate Or Ninja?" is known almost everywhere.

"That ninja just totally OWNED that pirate\!"

145. (ninja) (12↑, 16↓)
Little stealthy dudes dressed in all black, carrying around swords and daggers, who jump out of trees and off of buildings to vanquish wrongdoers.

He snuck into the theater all ninja-like.

146. (ninja) (48↑, 52↓)
adj. something extremely badass (often in a stealthy way)

Dave: You stole your dad's car and had sex with your girlfriend in the backseat and made it home before he woke up for work the next morning?\! Dude, that is totally ninja\!

147. (ninja) (1↑, 5↓)
First name. Based on the spanish / portugese "niña", meaning "girl", "maid" or "little one". Rarely found all over Europe.

Me: My name is Ninja. He Your´re kidding, don´t ya?

148. (ninja) (5↑, 10↓)
a student who is on the school's tennis team. so named because they often carry their tennis rackets in their backpacks or at their hips with the handle facing up, like a katana or sword. used most often by members of other sports teams on campus to easily identify a tennis player.

"you see tom?" "yea" "he's a ninja, you can tell by his racket".

Author: SuperNickTurlockCA http://ninja.urbanup.com/5694776
149. (Ninja) (0↑, 5↓)
N-national I-intelligence n-naw j-just a-assholes

Watch ninja assassin you'll know what im talking about

Author: Aiden Diamond MCPSL http://ninja.urbanup.com/4542881
150. (Ninja) (1↑, 6↓)
Badass, destructive... basically everything in the world that makes you glad you have a dick.

Guns are Ninja. Sex is Ninja. Killing terrorists is Ninja. Killing in general is Ninja. Bombs are Ninja. Beating someone is Ninja. Stealing massive quantities of money is Ninja. Eating meat is Ninja.

151. (ninja) (2↑, 7↓)
Synonym for AIDS. Can't be seen and VERY deadly.

1. That girl has the ninja\! 2. Keep fucking without a condom and the ninja will get you.

152. (Ninja) (14↑, 19↓)
The un-official term used to describe an internet forum member who possesses moderator powers, but no title. Ninjas are swift, silent and deadly. Ninjas edit and lock threads without warning often killing threads with a single blow and then quickly vanishing. Only the most trusted members become Ninjas. See [Ninja Edit]

Cleoent: *edited* Cleoent: Damn, who edited my post? Where those ninjas at?:shifty

153. (ninja) (3↑, 8↓)
Ninja is a less derogatory word for nigga first made popular by Bay Area rapper E-40

"Bay Area ninja my ninja"

154. (ninja) (2↑, 7↓)
Ninja- slang word for Nigger...often used by black people from the hoods or people who wish they were black.

yo ninja did you check out that hunnies ghetto bootie\!

155. (Ninja) (0↑, 6↓)
Someone who has ninja like skills/powers and who is very witty and very good at bamboozeling a person. They also get a lot of gash and fear nothing and no one.

Alex Warner is such a ninja. Alex Warner is a ninja. Alex Warner is such a ninja and should definatley DO ONE.

Author: Sophie Elderton http://ninja.urbanup.com/4216483
156. (Ninja) (0↑, 6↓)
to ninja: to chop a person in the back of the neck while open and there is no truce in affect. Or possible if you want to just be an ass whole or they are being a bitch you can breack truce. it is not a ninja if you hit there shoulder, head or face. there is a code for what u can do or how you can ninja someome. If u r truced w/someone u have to tell them when someone is gonna ninja them. if you have a truce with someone that is about to get ninja-ed and the person that is gonna ninja them you have to stay out of it and not say anything. you are basically nuetral. -basic ninja:chop to back of neck -sledge ninja: put both hands together as if you were praying then NINJA\! -Scissor Ninja: Ninja someone on the both sides of someones neck at the same time with both of your hands.

jesse:Dude Carlos is fuckkin open, u should get him charles charles:ok (ninja) Hugo:damn carlos u got fuckkin ninjed ur lucky it wasn't a sledge or scissor carlos:damn i must be a bitch and im irrational

157. (Ninja) (3↑, 9↓)
A game originating in South West Missouri. Ninja is played on a jungle gym of moderate size (depending on the amount of people playing) and one person is "it", goes to the tallest slide, closes there eyes, and then counts to ten. The ninjas, or other players, have to scramble around the jungle gym trying to avoid their blind companion without getting on the woodchips. Should a ninja get on the woodchips in order to avoid the "it" person, they are safe as long as the "it" person does not call "WOODCHIPS\!" A ninja caught on woodchips is now "it" and the game begins again. Should a ninja be tagged, he is now "it" and the game begins again.

\#1 "Do you wanna go play ninja tonight?" "Sure\! Only if we can play tomorrow too\!" \#2 "Woah\! did you see me jump from the slide to the monkey bars??" "Yeah dude that was SO NINJA\!"

158. (ninja) (0↑, 6↓)
Any badass lifeform that most often assassinates political figures, moguls, barons, lords, etc...

Damn did you see Turbine take down Steve Irwin...Sting rays my ass..it was all that ninja...spider.

159. (ninja) (6↑, 12↓)
a word originating from the streets alameda ca, refering to a philipino friend or homie. it is used in a friendly manner

sup my ninja\!\! we bout to make shit hella hyphy right.

160. (Ninja) (0↑, 6↓)
used like [juggalo].

that dude iz a down ass ninja

161. (ninja) (1↑, 7↓)
g-rated verion of "nigga"

what up my ninja\! whats good my ninja\!

162. (Ninja) (9↑, 16↓)
This is the replacement word for white people to call someone a nigger and it be ok.

Wow, that oreo is being such a ninja right now.

Author: Collierflower http://ninja.urbanup.com/3640057
163. (ninja) (2↑, 9↓)
creeper that dresses in black and secretly watches people from dark corners. also: people whom only losers like to talk about.

ninja- i was standing in this girls room all night.. and she was too busy going through her clothes to see if they fit (giggidy)to notice me..

Author: so.what.im.still.a.rockstar http://ninja.urbanup.com/3484654
164. (Ninja) (1↑, 8↓)
A way to refer to a black person as a n*gger without them knowing of being offensive.

"Way to go ninja lips on that smoke\!" "My ninja room mate left pubes all over the toilet seat."

165. (ninja) (0↑, 7↓)
Term used by white people to label black people in an effort to not offend anyone black that may be hearing.

There's a lot of ninjas in that club on Thursdays.

166. (Ninja) (2↑, 9↓)
(adj) Awesome, cool, Amazing in every way

That movie last night was so ninja.

167. (ninja) (5↑, 12↓)
Two Words: Chuck Norris

Thats fucking Chuck Norris. He will fuck you up 'cause he is a Ninja.

168. (Ninja) (4↑, 11↓)
A racist version of a samuri.

Dude: Ever notice how ninja's are always dressed in black? Dude 2: LOLZ ninja are be RACIST lulz epic luz Dude: *kicks boot through head*

Author: Manical to the Hippie http://ninja.urbanup.com/2861820
169. (ninja) (15↑, 22↓)
Fully covered Muslim women in a Black Burka(cloak) in the Middle east.

Man this place is swarming with Ninja's,

170. (Ninja) (45↑, 52↓)
To get an item from a MMORPG, saying they need it, which in fact they don't. Then they sell it to other players for Money.

OMG\! That noob ninja'd my LOOT\!\!\!\!

171. (Ninja) (1↑, 9↓)
A more PC name for a black person.

That ninja stole my bike\!

172. (ninja) (0↑, 8↓)
Coolass fighter who were tight suits to show off their kickass bodies\! hiiiiyaaaa\!

a hot guy named rock lee with ninja powers

173. (ninja) (1↑, 9↓)
Another word for 'nigger'. o:

AIDS: Lookamee\ninja Imma ninja\! ^_^ Teaphan: No...you're not...freaking racist. D:

174. (ninja) (8↑, 16↓)
1: Assassins from feudal Japan 2: What some dumb asians believe they are, but they are not. Go to facebook and search group: "Are you an asian? then you're a ninja\!"

Ok, Ninjas are not asians, they are japanese, and japanese ONLY. So, I don;t want to hear some flip, koreans or viets telling me they're ninjas and kamikaze pilots...it's just retarded.

175. (ninja) (0↑, 8↓)
noun. 1.sneaky person usually of asian heritage whom carries deadly weapons(num chucks, samurai sword, shurikens, etc.) 2.known enemy of pirates. 3.another word for nigger that will keep you safe because the black people wont know that ur talking about them

1.Nate Kamerick you are a 1337 ninja 2.Best run or ill bust a cap NINJA\!

Author: munkie man 1000 thousand fifty http://ninja.urbanup.com/1304308
176. (ninja) (1↑, 10↓)
The rush of excitement a person feels before/during/after sexual pleasure or extreme physical activity. An intense state of being in the moment.

"I'm feeling ninja about climbing up this mountain today." "Baby, the way you gave that blow job last night was fucking ninja."

177. (ninja) (2↑, 12↓)
take chuck norris joke and replace chuck norris with ninja

Chuck norris can divide by 0 = Ninjas can divide by 0

178. (Ninja) (1↑, 11↓)
a ninja is an high ranking juggalo who is known for their guile, will, and health

that juggalo is a straight up ninja

179. (ninja) (5↑, 15↓)
The nice way to say nigger\!

that bitch is such a ninja, or my teacher is a fat ninja\!

180. (ninja) (30↑, 40↓)
Buddy, Chief, Bro, dawg, man, dude, etc.

Torch: I'm bored lets play this stupid synonym game. Slash: Hey dude. Torch: What's up, ninja. Slash: Ninja is not a synonym for dude. Torch: Ahp, you lose.

Author: The Mr Needles Experience http://ninja.urbanup.com/2014903
181. (ninja) (11↑, 22↓)
an acceptable alternative to the N word for white people to use when singing along to black music

realest ninjas luda is one hell of a ninja, hos in different area codes hell yeah michelle he's a ninja, go for it\! nat went ninja then came back???

182. (Ninja) (0↑, 12↓)
Used when wanting to say niger. Ninja is used when wanting to replace the word niger in a sentence. Commonly used in a joking matter and not serios.

You see that ninja walk by?

183. (ninja) (3↑, 15↓)
std such as aids/hiv or other terminal situation

hey, i heard your girl got that ninja\!

184. (ninja) (4↑, 16↓)
Meant to be used as an acronym - as in 'n'o 'i'ncome, 'n'o 'j'ob or 'a'ssets. Basically, a person who is a deadbeat, loser, dreg of society, waste of skin, useless, etc...

My older brother Derek follows the path of the ninja -- he's unemployed, smokes pot all day, and still lives at home with my parents.

185. (Ninja) (87↑, 99↓)
n: 1.Derived from the Japanese words for person (nin) and temple(ja) respectively, "ninja" as a noun refers to the sweetest being in the universe. Purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people, but his time is equally spent mackin' on hot babes and wailing on guitars. 2.Ryu Hayabusa a:The quality of being pumped-up or bearing resemblance to the actions of a ninja. v:To perform ninja-like actions, such as cutting the head off of three guys at once. Exclamation: Shout of surprise used when either 1: about to be assasinated by a ninja, 2: performing a ninja action

n1:Ninjas are totally sweet. n2:Ninja Gaiden, I love that game\! Oh, ninja... a:Did you see that guy uppercut the kid through the window? That was ninja\! v:Oh man, Dante ninjaed those demons with that guitar\! exclamation:NINJA\!\!\!\!\!\!

186. (Ninja) (14↑, 27↓)
Someone is a ninja if their dick is licenced as a lethal weapon.

Bob: "Dude\! That guy just killed 9 people with his dick\!" Jim: "Yup, hes a ninja."

187. (ninja) (9↑, 23↓)
a racial term referring to african american people when you don't want them to know when you are talking about them in a public place.

Damn, there is alot of ninjas in the club tonight.

188. (ninja) (12↑, 26↓)
Another way of adding prestige to someone's skills. Used to convey respect. Used in conjunction with the name of the person's skill.

Guy1: That Satch concert last night rocked man\! Guy2: Ya, dood's a guitar ninja.

189. (ninja) (1↑, 15↓)
A woman who is extremely politcally correct and probably a lesbian or a feminist (or both).

I was telling this awesome joke when the ninja gave me the dirty eye.

Author: The Angry Monk http://ninja.urbanup.com/1521308
190. (ninja) (6↑, 21↓)
a no vulgar word to describe a [negro] or a [nigger]

yo shut up you ninja

191. (ninja) (24↑, 40↓)
A substitute word that white people can use instead of saying "nigga".

What is up my [ninja]? This my main [ninja] [ninja] please

192. (ninja) (9↑, 27↓)
this is a super secret form of the word nigger.

That ninja dropped the ball.

193. (ninja) (8↑, 27↓)
to ninja is to [pwn] something

Gamer 1 scores a head shot on Gamer 2 Gamer 1: Dude i fuckin ninja'd you Gamer 2:cries after being ninja'd

194. (ninja) (0↑, 21↓)
For males, it means that they have a very small penis. For females, it means that they have very saggy breasts and vaginas.

Jack: I can go on that roller coaster\! Jill: But that one has the restraints that hurt your 'ya kno wats'... Jack: So? It doesn't hurt me\! Jill: EVERYBODY JACK IS A NINJA\!

195. (Ninja) (11↑, 32↓)
A Japanese Land Pirate.

That Ninja just flipped out and killed people.

Author: Zack From O-Town http://ninja.urbanup.com/2400876
196. (Ninja) (7↑, 30↓)
(N.) A synonym for [black people], due to the fact that: 1. They usually travel at night 2. They have the uncanny ability to steal things 3. They are black 4. They are impossible to see at night

1. Yo, dat ninja jus stoled my chicken box. 2. Son, that ninja's got the biggest meat.

197. (ninja) (6↑, 29↓)
a code word used by white males to describe ones race or personality. used to describe black teen males. used also to describe how one acts reguardless of race

jim bob: look at that dumb ninja over there with his pants falling off his ass.

198. (Ninja) (14↑, 37↓)
Verb: To go somewhere, especially if one must leave a group of people to do so.

"Sorry guys, I have to ninja off to class now." "Yeah, Sam and I ninja'd into town last night, we felt like some beers."

199. (ninja) (17↑, 40↓)
past tense: ninjad -to steal, to heist

Did you buy or ninja those? or I ninjad these shoes yesterday.

200. (Ninja) (7↑, 33↓)
A. Adjective. Slang term for a friend. Derived from the word Nigga, Ninja is a more politically correct term to use but imply's the same thing. A T-Shirt highlighted in the movie Bench warmers stated "Strictly For My Ninjas" Playing on the words of the hit rap song "strictly 4 my niggaz" performed by 2 Pac. See also Nin. B. Noun. Slang term for an American Muslim woman in full garb.

A. What up Ninja? B. Oh look our hostess at Applebees tonight is a Ninja.

Author: Brian Patterson http://ninja.urbanup.com/2398994
201. (Ninja) (10↑, 37↓)
N. Used in place of the word [nigga] or [nigger], often used by a white person and/or in the presence of black people.

"Yo, you know Zach Fisher?" "Do I know him? Man, that kids my ninja"

202. (ninja) (5↑, 41↓)
Someone who is a mistress to a man while he is in a relationship with another woman.

Yo, that is my ninja over there talking to my girlfriend.

203. (Ninja) (39↑, 77↓)
A Japanese word commonly mispronounced by Americans. See [karaoke] see [karate]

Ninja is pronounced Neen-Jah.

Author: Ookpick GooseFrubba http://ninja.urbanup.com/1417015
204. (ninja) (9↑, 51↓)
a code name for saying nigger or nigga or anything racial for a african-americans.

Man, this ninja be trippin. Look at that ninja gettin hyphy

205. (ninja) (28↑, 71↓)
A word white frat guys can use to supplement the need for the word [nigga] without detection.

"We'd better cross the street here, those ninjas look irritable."

206. (ninja) (15↑, 59↓)
a nigger or a black person. this term is used when u dont want a black person beating u up for saying niger

ME: look at that nigga walking by Sally: That aint a nigga thats a ninja

207. (ninja) (18↑, 83↓)
noun; fun word used to stereotype all people of the asian races.

"I cant walk down the street in [Frisco] (San Fransisco) without seeing a million ninjas." "That damn ninja at the dry-cleaners messed up my pimp suit\!"

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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  • Ninja — (рус. ниндзя)  слово, входящее в некоторые названия: ninja система обнаружения и предотвращения повышения привилегий в Linux, см. также How to. Ninja Gaiden  серия игр для различных устройств. Ninja Tune  независимый британский… …   Википедия

  • Ninja — is a Multiuse word, it can replace a person/place/thing or it can replace an action. Whut up Ninja! Yo how bout you ninja me a pop juggalo? Me and Chris ninja d his PS2 outta his house I move like the ninja! …   Dictionary of american slang

  • Ninja — is a Multiuse word, it can replace a person/place/thing or it can replace an action. Whut up Ninja! Yo how bout you ninja me a pop juggalo? Me and Chris ninja d his PS2 outta his house I move like the ninja! …   Dictionary of american slang

  • Ninja K-Zé — Originaire de la planète Marseille, le groupe Ninja K zé crée par LFK ze Gemini dans lequel on retrouvera sa jeune sœur Ayamé et Jet voit le jour en 1996. Leur particularité musicale tient en ce sens qu ils ne samplent pas de morceaux… …   Wikipédia en Français

  • Ninja K-ze — Ninja K zé Originaire de la planète Marseille, le groupe Ninja K zé crée par LFK ze Gemini dans lequel on retrouvera sa jeune sœur Ayamé et Jet voit le jour en 1996. Leur particularité musicale tient en ce sens qu ils ne samplent pas de morceaux… …   Wikipédia en Français

  • Ninja k-zé — Originaire de la planète Marseille, le groupe Ninja K zé crée par LFK ze Gemini dans lequel on retrouvera sa jeune sœur Ayamé et Jet voit le jour en 1996. Leur particularité musicale tient en ce sens qu ils ne samplent pas de morceaux… …   Wikipédia en Français

  • NINJA (EP) — NINJA 2009 Tour Sampler EP de Nine Inch Nails, Jane s Addiction y Street Sweeper Social Club Publicación 20 de marzo de 2009 Grabación 2009 Género(s) Rock alternativo Dura …   Wikipedia Español

  • ninja — nínja s. m. Trimis de siveco, 10.08.2004. Sursa: Dicţionar ortografic  ninjá, ninjéz, vb. I (reg.) a i fi somn cuiva. Trimis de blaurb, 08.08.2006. Sursa: DAR  NÍNJA s. m., adj. 1. (luptător) bine antrenat, cu costum special. 2. (persoană)… …   Dicționar Român

  • ninja — noun [C] BANKING, FINANCE ► abbreviation for no income, no job or assets; a loan such as a mortgage that is given to a person who does not have a regular income or any securities, or a person like this who borrows money: »a ninja… …   Financial and business terms

  • ninja — adj. 2 g. s. 2 g. 1. Que ou quem pratica ou domina o ninjútsu. 2. Que ou quem utiliza camuflagens semelhantes às do ninjútsu.   ‣ Etimologia: japonês ninja …   Dicionário da Língua Portuguesa

  • ninja — [nin′jə] n. pl. ninja or ninjas [Jpn] any of a class of feudal Japanese warriors highly trained in stealth and employed as spies and assassins …   English World dictionary

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